My friend
Camey is disappointed and surprised at Washington's decision to
uphold our ban on Gay marriage. I'm not surprised at all. Surely the logic in this is obvious, especially to someone trained in reasoning and logic, like the
Right Honorable Justice Madsen. It's just like I was explaining to someone the other day, that the global decrease in the
number of pirates has resulted in global warming. Just as the pirates were keeping temperatures nice and cool, laws like the ban on Gay marriage are what keeps families happy. See: look at everyone - they are all so happy

I am sure that when Justice Madsen was "developing the child abuse component of the Family Violence Project for the City Attorney’s Office", she must have seen that the vast majority of cases of child abuse are caused by gay marriage. You can't argue with experience!
Not to mention the procreation part: "...promote procreation and to encourage stable families." I mean, let's be honest, don't we all procreate better knowing gay and lesbian people aren't allowed to be legally married. Get ready for a tidal wave of procreation, now that it's safe from the dark spector of gay marriage.
I am going to do my part and make sure my judges and representatives know how much I value their logic and reasoning. Level heads like these are what got us through unfortunate things like the Salem Witch Trials, and the Spanish Inquisition, and led to the
introduction of the concept of pi being equal to 4.
Remember, our taxes paid for all those people to pontificate, rule on, implement, and enforce these and
other wonderful laws. Let's make sure we continue to get our money's worth.
Only by our speaking up, even if it's with the softest of voices, will our wise elders realize how important their wisdom is to us and what things we would prefer them to spend their time and our money on.